Title: "Toronto, Canada"

The CN Tower: The world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol...I mean, structure!

Title: "The Call of the Loon, Nova Scotia Lakes"

Too bad Floaty Pens don't come with sound effects, this would have truly enhanced the experience.

Title: "Canada"

Anyone for Beaver Tails on the Rideau Canal? (Get your mind out of the gutter!)

Title: "Signal Hill N.H.P. - Cape Spear N.H.P., St. Johns Newfoundland, Grand Bank Schooners Were Used For Fishing"

Winner of the "Wordiest Description on the Back of a Floaty Pen" Award! If you're in the neighbourhood, be sure to visit Newfoundland, it's really beautiful and the people are great.